Society has no future if this is the best they can breed
Who the fuck writes these? An 11 year old with fucking eggplant in her vagina is normal?
Yes, (((Who))) indeed?
I think he is confused about the definition of honey pot!
a honey hole claims yet another hapless male
Hey, mods. How about you label SATIRE WEBSITES with a satire tag, or ban anyone who posts satire as real news?
what a hell of an orgasm that mustiv'e been
I call bullshit
they didn't have to say what state it was in. Anybody with two brain cells would know.
For a few glorious minutes, he was well-endowed.
Florida tag. Unsurprising.
I thought it was a real story until I read this other headline..
“FLORIDA: 400-POUND WOMAN SURVIVES SEXUAL ASSAULT BY HERD OF MANATEES”
I knew it was bullshit. A real Florida headline would read “Herd of manatees survive a raging meth-fueled sexual assault by 400lb woman from Gulfport, Florida
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