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Dr Tang recommends that if you see someone walking towards you, it’s best to take a quick breath in and then you exhale out after you’ve walked past them.

“Holding your breath is good but if you breathe out, it’s even better, because you then blow any virus away,” he says.

So you can just blow-away a virus.... SCIENCE!!!!!!

Dr Tang recommends that if you see someone walking towards you, it’s best to take a quick breath in and then you exhale out after you’ve walked past them. “Holding your breath is good but if you breathe out, it’s even better, because you then blow any virus away,” he says. So you can just blow-away a virus.... SCIENCE!!!!!!

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[–] [deleted] • 8 pts

The safest thing to do is to fart when someone is approaching. The noxious cloud will help enforce proper social distancing to keep others from flinging their Covid at you.

[+] [deleted] • 3 pts
[–] • 3 pts

It unironically probably is a good idea.

They'll smell the fart and then maybe, just maybe, they'll wonder if the mask is actually doing anything.

[–] • 5 pts

It's best to never leave your house. Watch CNN, do what they tell you. When talking on the phone, take a deep breath then listen to the other party slowly releasing your breath. When they are finished talking, breathe in and start talking. Mark on your calendar every three days to get a China Virus test to insure you're not infected.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

I heard it's the most effective if you put a plastic bag over your head and seal it so you can't breathe in any air. You won't contract or spread any virus for the rest of your life.

[–] • 3 pts

Personally I just put on 11 masks and a scarf then a pair of scuba goggles and a visor then get in a wet suit and then an astronaut type suit, and then I walk precariously in traffic in the road if I see another denizen on the sidewalk approaching me. This gosh dang China virus.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt (edited )

Wow you heartless monster, are you trying to kill old people? Why can't you seal yourself in a room with industrial grade filtration system so you never have to leave your room ever? Are you that selfish?

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt (edited )

I won't completely deny its effectiveness, but this is one of those things where the cost grossly overweigh the benefit.

Sure, if you had a 30 foot wide umbrella, you won't get wet from rain ever, but is it worth carrying the umbrella?

[–] • 0 pt

I will hold my breath, but also fart = equilibrium achieved.