That old chestnut? Been hollering it up and down the alleys here in Germany for decades. How about this one:
A jew, a Turk and a Kraut are standing on top of a skyscraper. Jew pulls out a bundle of cash, drops it over the edge of the rooftop and says: "No worries, we've got plenty."
The turk pulls out a silken carpet, drops it over the edge and says: "No worries, we've got plenty."
German grabs the jew by the neck and pushes him off the roof. "No worries, we've got plenty."
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