“Experts” Now Say Americans Should Wear THREE Masks

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Wait. So you're telling me that woven textile isn't a hepa filter? And stacking more woven textile on top of each other still can't create a hepa filter?

Lol the age of pseudoscience really is upon us.

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For true protection you must wear a rubber head condom with no holes.

You will be totally safe for 2 minutes 30 seconds after which you suffocate to death and we list your cause of death as Covid. Please direct all questions to the webpage, thank you.

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Before seeing the URL next to the title, it's getting more and more difficult to spot a Babylon Bee article.

We truly are living in a clown world.

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Honk Honk

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Poe's law

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Please don't say Poe's law. Use a gender neutral term like faggot nigger queer's retard law. Thanks

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If they are really concerned a plastic bag over the head prevents 100 percent transmission.

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Make sure it's sealed with a tight fit. No facial hair.

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this is not a joke https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/25/dr-fauci-double-mask-during-covid-makes-common-sense-more-effective.html

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The frightening thing is even this isn't waking up the bluepill people.

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But it gives us a way to.

We can hammer the point that it's never enough. Got three masks? You need to wear four, or you're killing grandma! Got four? Why not five? Don't you care about people's lives? There's no endpoint. Just keep going until these people suffocate to death or they say fuck it.
Just like the people in charge, DO NOT follow the rules you impose on others.

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Quite sad, people have been so conditioned by the Media and the virus news they have stopped thinking for themselves, far easier to let your nice government tell you how to think.

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The argument with family is exhausting. It's like they've completely lost the capacity to tell when they're being lied to and never ask what the person speaking to them is getting out of it.

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It's the old "good times make weak men argument." Unfortunately, I don't think there's a solution that doesn't involve mass death. But such is the way of our species.

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Has to be epic 4chan “hacker”

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The temporary solutions are just a stop gap. The final solution is to wear 6 million masks.

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I find it quite sick how people can make jokes about the holocaust and as if that is not bad enough to actually say it on Holocaust Memorial Day. I find your joke particularly offensive as I have a family loss connected to one of those death camps. My Grandfather died in one of those camps . He sadly fell out of a guard tower drunk .

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That old chestnut? Been hollering it up and down the alleys here in Germany for decades. How about this one:

A jew, a Turk and a Kraut are standing on top of a skyscraper. Jew pulls out a bundle of cash, drops it over the edge of the rooftop and says: "No worries, we've got plenty."

The turk pulls out a silken carpet, drops it over the edge and says: "No worries, we've got plenty."

German grabs the jew by the neck and pushes him off the roof. "No worries, we've got plenty."

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ROFL

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Hahaha

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Double post because different reply;

Remember:

It's 100% NECESSARY for a healthy body and mind to expose oneself to "rudimentary" bacteria and viruses. Just like with muscles: use it or lose it. Same applies to the immune system.