lol. Reminds me. I went for my daily walk on the beach yesterday. Tide was out. Which means its about a kilometer away from the shore. In the distance I saw a small black rock like object in the sand. As I get closer I noticed there were markings on it. I thought I might of found a treasure. As Im getting nearer the markings look like some sort of writing. Finally walk up to the black object only to find a discarded plastic bag with Doggy Pooh Bag written on it. Such disappointment!