Need to figure out how to slip "auto-erotic asphyxiation with a scarf" in there.
Wait you dont put a noose around your neck while working out alone with way to heavy weights laying on the muzzle of a gun with the back of your head?
While practicing your party trick of zipping yourself up into a suitcase.
While tied to a doorknob... Totally reasonable.
Didn't Carlos Ghosn smuggle himself out of Japan that way?
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