"It was a noose! IT WAS A NOOSE! IT WAS A NOOSE! IT WAS A NOOSE! A NOOSE IS A NOOSE IS A NOOSE!!"

Alright then, it was a noose...

I always figured Al Sharpton for a closet homo or living with some manifest expression of a lack of sexual self control. He has all the traits. Chemically straightens his hair and had it styled in a feminine way for years. Worked as a parasite, I mean, pastor. Was an immense fat body until he has stomach staples. Claims to be a leader of a population which he's never been able to secure any sizeable or meaningful political support from. Comes up with bizarre rationalizations for his lifestyle choices. Has a mentally unstable ex-wife and adult daughter.