Maybe she was shitfaced.
Impossible
Unless the dog goes for the jugular and don't let it go until she drops dead there's no fucking way
And that's a fucking stretch, look at the size of that thing, look at the size of its jaw... I mean it probably struggles to chew on a tennis ball to begin with
I mean we're talking about fucking this https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2020/05/1862/1048/Lisa-Urso-Facebook.jpg
>Cooper said most of the bite marks were not on the woman’s neck, but, instead, on her legs and arms.
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So that thing bled her to death with bites on arms and legs? And she couldn't get away from it, couldn't isolate herself in the bathroom or whatever, call for help, hit it with anything, make a phone call, anything
For some reason, nope... It's hard to believe quite frankly
>An investigation is ongoing. Chief Lee said there were signs of a struggle within the home. Blood was found on at least one other dog. It was unclear if her other pets were involved or intervened.
"Oh no, not my little poopsie-whoopsie! Stop being a bad doggi-EEEEYOWCH!"
Willing to bet drugs and Tyrone are involved.
Oh, and the dog was a rescue dog...there's more than one Tyrone involved here!
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