Skaters gonna skate. Now they just do it elsewhere and shred up public and private property.
And pump out swimming pools. I understand swimming pools in sandy soil will crack from pressure, if left dry too long.
...and also do crimes. In addition to those crimes.
I was never that good at skating so I just stuck to the crime part.
I got pretty good at the falling down and hurting myself part, but I got bored with that so I upped the ante and switched to motorcycles.
Much better passtime with which to injure myself sufficiently!
I can neither confirm nor deny the crimes part...
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