Now: Nothing to see here everyone. We just need this $2T to keep you safe. It's too urgent to do all the accounting, but you'll have to trust us. Everything Iran is our enemy, God bless our troops!
5 years from now: We're going to need you to move aside a little for our new Iranian immigrant refugees. Diversity is our strength! We need to send another $2T to help fund the Greater Israel Project to keep you safe. It's too urgent to do all the accounting. Oh, and all your kids are required to be gay now.
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