Chimps were there first and suffered under darky colonial rule. This is them chimping out for reparations and gibs.
The Chimps realize those who took over their jungle are more degenerate animals than themselves. The Chimps need to take Uganda back from the cockroaches who are destroying their jungle home and killing members of their families.
Chimpout.
Forget wild boars! This is why we need machine guns!
So this is a literal chimp-out?
It reads like a combination of variables are contributing to the Chimps attacking people, but it's not every day you read an article about a literal chimp out.
Attacking people or niggers?
well they havent made a dent in the population as rumor is its growing..."As a cOurtesy, please stOp feeding the subsaharan-african-cannibals, thAnks!".
is there anyway that us poal participants can raise funds an purchase military weapons, food and medical supplies to send to these chimpanzees it would be an awesome show of support for our comrade chimpanzees?!... any glowmonkies reading this could you please pipe up as to the viability and logistics of this purposed progrom, thanks!!!
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