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Sooner or later you will bow before the milk bag god. Your current resistance is both noted and expected. Resistance however, is quite futile. That sound you hear now it the crinkle of inevitability.
Your milk bag god is a golden calf and the crinkles its blasphemous moo. You see, the jew has subverted you from you milk jug roots and convinced you this is the one true way. Our Christ milk comes in its own chalice that is self contained and content on its own. Your heathen milk requires you to purchase milk and chalice seperately. And whom do you purchase your chalices from??
The chalice magically appears in homes throughout our land.
It's just always there, ubiquitous, somewhere, admittedly often not where we need it to be though.
It also serves in the watering of plants.
Otherwise, it seems to move around the home of it's own free will.
We still see this miracle as proof of divinity.
Milk just tastes better when you have to work for it.
LOL
But seriously, I have never seen milk in a bag. That is so strange to me, lol.
I once saw a seagull eat one of those:)
True story.
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