Pfft! I'll raise you an [EPA poisons river](https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/08/10/431223703/epa-says-it-released-3-million-gallons-of-contaminated-water-into-river)

That didn't take long, it's only been down for a month or so. Just think of all that nice toxic sludge building up behind the dam.