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The only thing worse would be strangled by a sexually sadistic serial killer at a gay gangbang or autoerotic asphyxiation while dressed as a plushie.

The only thing worse would be strangled by a sexually sadistic serial killer at a gay gangbang or autoerotic asphyxiation while dressed as a plushie.

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[–] • 5 pts

Imagine being so drunk or high you break your neck trying to jump a turnstile after two previous failed attempts. I guess the third time is a charm.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

I think he rang his bell so hard on fuck up #1 that his coordination and judgement became progressively so impared that he defaulted to trying to complete the attempt rather than reassessing the situation and crawling under the turnstile. This happened at 645 am on a Sunday so I won't speculate as to whether he was sober.

If only he thought to have life insurance, which for his age probably would have been like $5/month for a million dollar policy.

[–] • 0 pt

It looks like his phone flew over the turnstile on the first attempt, so he had to get over no matter what

[–] • 4 pts

Lmao. The only sad part is people actually donating to the gofundme page. Lives like a leech, dies as a leech.

[–] • 3 pts

I'd rather tell em that my father died like that,

than tell em my father was a nigger

[–] • 3 pts

He died fighting the evils of capitalism. Give that man a (posthumous) medal!

[–] • 1 pt

He would have gotten a Darwin Award if he hadn't already reproduced.

[–] • 2 pts

If he paid for a ticket he would still be alive.

[–] • 1 pt

Courageous man killed by "sickening" turnstile.

Paint him a mural (pic8.co)

[–] • 1 pt

His kids have no fucking clue who their dad was or how he died or if they thought it was his dad it could have been some other nigger their mom was fucking or one of 10 she fucked and has no clue who the fucking dad is... watch some Jerry and maury those kikes been exposing the nigger whore who's your daddy shit for decades

[–] • 0 pt

Was it a nigger or a spigger?

[–] • 1 pt

He looks Dominican, so he's just a garden-variety spic.

[–] • 0 pt

I think he is a Dom or a Rican