That was awesome, best turnstile ever!
Unfortunately the niggers that run your state will probably move to ban turnstiles now due to the disproportionate impact they have on turnstile jumping minorities.
Shrodingers toll. Both paid and unpaid
I wish I had something funny to say in response to this hilarious event. Sometimes the only conclusion is that some people should not be alive. Tragic, a mother held that baby, it grew into a moron. and here we are, I'm not laughing.
Yep. Dead for the cost of a subway fare.
This makes it more tragic, he wasn’t protesting anything. He was just an idiot, loved by his idiot sword and died by his idiot sword. No cause intended.
He died to teach us that truly stupid un-athletic people really exist and we should be grateful for our collective Chad existence.
The only tradgedy is others have to clean up his m ess. Oh, and his family, such as it is has to deal with his stupidity, even in death .
So bad parenting is to blame?
I am
Found a version with audio!
https://files.catbox.moe/7g0e0n.mp4
Unrelated: Find great audio clips on https://freesound.org/
WASTED
We know you pushed him.
£100 says family sues the transit authority
IDK even how you do that. A slow fall of what less than 5 ft? Geez
Drunk Mexicans
He wasn't very big. Could he have crawled under, or climb over carefully? How much does it cost for a ticket? Sooo many questions...
$33 for a weekly unlimited pass. $2.75 per ride.
Is this the first Darwin Award of the year? It might be.
Nigger was drunk out of his mind or drugged up to the gills.
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