Good point. They're all modern afflictions and came up around the same timespan. They've really been working at this for quite a while. Peanut allergies...don't eat protein goy!
More soy goy. Be a soy goy.
Bugs have protein, goy. Just eat the bugs already.
Could also be lots of tropical third world shit coming north with the hordes of invasive species... and I don't just mean Africanized Bees, Lion Fish and those stupid Chinese bugs... or the other stupid Chinese bugs... or the fucking stupid Chinese fish.... I'm talking about the invasive species of fucking hominids we allow and subsidize and other such (((parasites))).
jews
There are some projects here in the North absolutely lousy with Kissing Beetles and Chagas - which is a South American disease.
DDT and Ivermectin people.
Don't forget Penis Snails! (cdc.gov)
Okay, I see that it's not the snail that gets in your dick, it is a small snail-dick parasite that crawls up your dickhole. That's not nearly as bad, and a reasonable cost to bear for diversity!
How did I not even consider this. Peanut allergy is rampant any more.
Our pediatrician: "Now, don't feed her peanuts or peanut butter until she is two years old." Wife: "Too late. She's good. Lol"
I think the tick bite allows you to discover nice pairings of meat, wine, and antihistamine. I like a salted (iodized) rib eye with a spicy chilean carmenere, and rim the glass with crushed diphenhidramine. The bright pink line around the glass rim really pops in candle light.
On the lighter side i will take grilled salmon, well chilled moscato, and enteric coated citirizine swallowed whole with a sunny afternoon garden-luncheon. Lemon sorbet, coffee, and a pack of Newports (chill the Newp's to 7 degrees fahrenheit in the freezer) is a light and delightful finish to the meal.
Wow the rainbow of gay described in that paragraph made me exercise my gag reflex.
Yeah, that is a creative writing masterwork. I am glad you enjoyed it.
You crush up Benadryl with your wine and steak?
You will definitely get lucky if you try it.
You talk like a fag
Go cruise for a piece of ass somewhere else.
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