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This is just plain silly, good way to start the day.

We used to have seagulls, shit ton of them. We used to call them taco bell birds, because they're always hanging out at fast food parking lots. They've been mostly pushed out to the water's edge by the aggressive canadian geese over the last 15 years. I've watched these bastards attack a hawk in midair, a heron, a swan, and each other (frequently). I thought the hawk wouldn't put up with that shit, but no... it ran away getting bit like a little bitch bird.

When the famine hits, we'll be glad to have the geese around for 2 more weeks. MMmmm... garbage, pond scum, and lawn fertilizer fed.

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Glad you enjoyed it. The tune is catchy too.