All the comments love the song.

I should have said "Wholesome"... The most wholesome song of all time. The fact that I had to make up a word like unpeodphile is damning. On me and all the other uncles out there that love their nieces.

I looked up the lyrics instead [sorry for not taking the time to format]. pedo and incest? Wild.

Clair, the moment I met you, I swear I felt as if something, somewhere Had happened to me Which I couldn't see And then, the moment I met you again I knew in my heart that we were friends It had to be so It couldn't be no But try as hard as I might do, I don't know why You get to me in a way, I can't describe Words mean so little when you look up and smile I don't care what people say To me you're more than a child Oh, Clair Clair Clair, if ever a moment so rare Was captured for all to compare That moment is you In all that you do But why in spite of our age difference do I cry? Each time I leave you, I feel I could die Nothing means more to me than hearing you say "I'm going to marry you" "Will you marry me, Uncle Ray?" Oh, Clair Clair Clair I've told you before, don't you dare Get back into bed Can't you see that it's late No, you can't have a drink Oh, all right then But wait just a minute While I, in an effort to babysit Catch up on my breath What there is left of it You can be murder at this hour of the day But in the morning the sun Will see my lifetime away Oh, Clair Clair Oh, Clair