So, I made french fries for my 14 year old using self rendered pastured pig lard. He told me they were the greatest fries he had ever had. We ate them while rocking out to an 80s soundtrack.
"Sorry kid, your generation's French Fries and Music suck. This is what they took from you, my son!"
To wit, let's take a look at the singles of 1984:
Van Halen- 1984/Jump & Hot For Teacher
Prince Purple Rain & When Doves Cry
Springsteen-Born in the USA
U2-Pride In The Name of Love
Motley Crue-Looks That Kill
Metallica-For Whom The Bell Tolls
Sade-Smooth Operator
IronMaiden-Aces High
Scorpians-Rock You like A Hurricane
SRV-Couldn't Stand The Weather
Depeche Mode-People Are People
Echo&The Bunny Men-Killing Moon
Dio-The Last In Line
Hall&Oates-Out Of Touch
George Michael-Careless Whisper
Judas Priest-Jaw Breaker
Tina Turner-What's Love Got To Do With It
Ratt-Round and Round
FrankieGoesToHollywood-Relax
Kenny Loggins-Footloose
Chaka Kahn-I Feel For You
Bowie-Blue Jean
DeadOrAlive-You Spin Me Right Round
Los Lobos-Will The Wolf Survive
Cyndie Lauper-Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
REM-Dont Go Back To Rockville
Bananarama-Cruel Summer
Wang Chung-DanceHallDays
Bon Jovi-Runaway
Tears For Fears-Shout
And mother fuckin' White Snake- Slide It In
All penned, recorded and preformed without Pro Tools, Auto Tune nor Quantized Beats.
It was one helluva summer.
So, I made french fries for my 14 year old using self rendered pastured pig lard. He told me they were the greatest fries he had ever had. We ate them while rocking out to an 80s soundtrack.
"Sorry kid, your generation's French Fries and Music suck. This is what they took from you, my son!"
To wit, let's take a look at the singles of 1984:
Van Halen- 1984/Jump & Hot For Teacher
Prince Purple Rain & When Doves Cry
Springsteen-Born in the USA
U2-Pride In The Name of Love
Motley Crue-Looks That Kill
Metallica-For Whom The Bell Tolls
Sade-Smooth Operator
IronMaiden-Aces High
Scorpians-Rock You like A Hurricane
SRV-Couldn't Stand The Weather
Depeche Mode-People Are People
Echo&The Bunny Men-Killing Moon
Dio-The Last In Line
Hall&Oates-Out Of Touch
George Michael-Careless Whisper
Judas Priest-Jaw Breaker
Tina Turner-What's Love Got To Do With It
Ratt-Round and Round
FrankieGoesToHollywood-Relax
Kenny Loggins-Footloose
Chaka Kahn-I Feel For You
Bowie-Blue Jean
DeadOrAlive-You Spin Me Right Round
Los Lobos-Will The Wolf Survive
Cyndie Lauper-Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
REM-Dont Go Back To Rockville
Bananarama-Cruel Summer
Wang Chung-DanceHallDays
Bon Jovi-Runaway
Tears For Fears-Shout
And mother fuckin' White Snake- Slide It In
All penned, recorded and preformed without Pro Tools, Auto Tune nor Quantized Beats.
It was one helluva summer.
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