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LET COMMENCE THE DRUNKEN LORD_NOUGAT POSTS!

I had just had my first major motorcycle crash. No broken bones that time, aside from my skull. So I was kind of fucked up for a time. Well I went to one of those office stores, Staples maybe. Following someone; my brother, maybe my dad, shopping for mundane things. Packs of floppies, reams of paper, Idunno, bright-ish colours, and beige, and packaging, and... THIS ALBUM! Just sitting there, opened, and clearly not for sale. Well, I 'tarded;y just stuck the CD into my walkman andstarted listening. I knew these guys already from something previous, but man, I really liked this one.

I listened to it until I was healed, and went back to work, with surely a few IQ points knocked off, as this kind of thing will do.

Um. Idunno. I guess sorry to whatever employee left it sitting there like that. And I guess this is the story of how I became such a fucking mental case. Except I already was before that, but I was a smarter one then.

The settlement from the commercial truck that tried to murder me bought me a much nicer motorcycle. I crashed that one also, but totally differently, with no head trauma this time. Only extensive roadrash on my ass, because for some reason I guess I thought that jeans were somehow protective against 80mpg abrasions or something...

But I wholeheartedly digress.

LET COMMENCE THE DRUNKEN LORD_NOUGAT POSTS! I had just had my first major motorcycle crash. No broken bones that time, aside from my skull. So I was kind of fucked up for a time. Well I went to one of those office stores, Staples maybe. Following someone; my brother, maybe my dad, shopping for mundane things. Packs of floppies, reams of paper, Idunno, bright-ish colours, and beige, and packaging, and... THIS ALBUM! Just sitting there, opened, and clearly not for sale. Well, I 'tarded;y just stuck the CD into my walkman andstarted listening. I knew these guys already from something previous, but man, I really liked this one. I listened to it until I was healed, and went back to work, with surely a few IQ points knocked off, as this kind of thing will do. Um. Idunno. I guess sorry to whatever employee left it sitting there like that. And I guess this is the story of how I became such a fucking mental case. Except I already was before that, but I was a smarter one then. The settlement from the commercial truck that tried to murder me bought me a much nicer motorcycle. I crashed that one also, but totally differently, with no head trauma this time. Only extensive roadrash on my ass, because for some reason I guess I thought that jeans were somehow protective against 80mpg abrasions or something... But I wholeheartedly digress.

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Wtf, really?

The industrial fags made fun of me for liking them back in the day.

There was even a super short-lived "industrial" club, with the very most extreme industrial hipsters who were THAT judgmental and everything!

Ah, the good old days!

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I went to a hip industrial club in Hollywood a few times, they didn't make fun of me, just ignored me completely, I was obviously another normie kid who listed to NIN.

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This was a fair bit east of there. And I guess they knew who I was, so had to pick on me.

Which was odd, because I was there to help them, but such is life. Well, I was there to enjoy myself listening to stuff I liked, but I made everything like that business then, [OY VEY!]... but they did not have the shekels... or the survival of their stupid club in mind. I didn't do anything to them. I also didn't do anything FOR them. They were nearly as insufferable as the goth club fags.

This had to be in Ontario, I think. Possibly Pomona, but it seemed outside of that sphere...