But I've gained 60 lbs eating only MickeyD's and got some impressive moobs. I won't let you or anyone else tell me these aren't real breasts just cuz I can't get em to squirt after taking a lukewarm load in the ass from a hobosexual b/c 36 single overweight cat women on facebook told me I was gorgeous in a dress. The only person I could get to have sex with me was a swamp cajun. Now I've got some std the doctors have never seen before. My anus seems to make laughing sounds every time I fart and no doctor can explain it.