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We just discovered Vodka. We had three bottles of it in our locker.

We should not have shot out that mirror in the bathroom, or rigged those explosives in the playground. But we did. And we regretted it. So we took a great chug of that vodka, and pointed the muzzle at our temple.

Of course, it was just a BB gun, and it was all pantomime... but the mirror was broken, and that explosion was real. Maybe they won't know it was you.

At least this song was playing in those foamy earphones plugged into the brand new Sony Walkman brand portable radio.

We just discovered Vodka. We had three bottles of it in our locker. We should not have shot out that mirror in the bathroom, or rigged those explosives in the playground. But we did. And we regretted it. So we took a great chug of that vodka, and pointed the muzzle at our temple. Of course, it was just a BB gun, and it was all pantomime... but the mirror was broken, and that explosion was real. Maybe they won't know it was you. At least this song was playing in those foamy earphones plugged into the brand new Sony Walkman brand portable radio.

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