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at somali culture night we request you wear pirate attire and carry ak47s to school. Eyepatches and wooden peg legs are encouraged. Also remember to practice saying "arrr".

A mock incest scene will happen since this is a part of somalian culture, parents are forbidden from attending this presentation but will be reunited with their children at the docks afterwards for a pirate reenactment.

We also are utilizing a local lake for a motorboat race competition and a mock cruise liner will be available for invasions and robberies with actors who will pretend to be terrified passengers. Whichever team of somalians gets the most monopoly money wins an XL pizza party from a halal restaurant in mogadishu. Security detail will be provided to the winning team for their safety, but they are all indians and muslims so safety detail may be compromised.