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at somali culture night we request you wear pirate attire and carry ak47s to school. Eyepatches and wooden peg legs are encouraged. Also remember to practice saying "arrr".

A mock incest scene will happen since this is a part of somalian culture, parents are forbidden from attending this presentation but will be reunited with their children at the docks afterwards for a pirate reenactment.

We also are utilizing a local lake for a motorboat race competition and a mock cruise liner will be available for invasions and robberies with actors who will pretend to be terrified passengers. Whichever team of somalians gets the most monopoly money wins an XL pizza party from a halal restaurant in mogadishu. Security detail will be provided to the winning team for their safety, but they are all indians and muslims so safety detail may be compromised.

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Yeah, when I lived in Vegas back in 2012 to 2015 the main office of the fire proofing company I worked for was located next to a Somali hookah lounge...at least once a month at around 2am there would be a shooting or stabbing...more than once I showed up to get equipment for a job and there would be a body in the bushes or I simply couldn't access the office because the front door was a crime scene, complete with blood smeared everywhere and a nigger body still leaning on the building.

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Authentic Somali culture on show.