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Weird how some important jobs don't seem to require ANY sort of "physical fitness" guidelines anymore.

As a retired firefighter, it makes me weep.

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In corrections it's all about numbers. You'll only ever have a one-to-one with an inmate for 30 seconds, a minute or two max and then the pod will be swarmed. Ashamedly I speak from experience.

But even the fattest most worthless person can sit at the OC's desk in the common room and if things jump off just duck and cover until literally 20 others show up.

Cops and firefighters on on the other hand are a whole other ballgame, but even their physical fitness standards are being so dumbed down in the name of equity it's embarrasing.

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True. I am familiar with a FD even the cadets are obese and out of shape.

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Look on the bright side, with all these fat diversity hires in police and military, their the one's who will protect the jews when all this shit goes down.

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True enough... but I have to admit I'm starting to see an awful lot of fat fuckin' cops out there.

Never used to be.

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200% subversion 300% demoralization

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the ones at the bottom couldn't navigate the stairs.

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They can't even correct their weight.

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imagine having to maintain the staff bathroom facilities? i estimate at least two hours per shift go into shitting one’s brains out. two hours is spent eating. another hour is spent wrestling in and out of those spandex-looking fat suit uniforms.

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They need extensions to reach their butthole, in order to wipe.

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Wipe ? Never lose that level of optimism, young one

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imagine being the illegal alien janitor desperately trying to get a job and even they walk out after seeing the bathroom facilities. When they break the toilets and clog the pipes with copious amounts of shit and toilet paper i bet this station even has trouble finding a plumbing contractor.

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MFW Mexicans choose to go back because they've discovered somewhere with bathrooms more disgusting than home.

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Dept of Corrections and Police are very different. Most corrections officers are stupid black people, because they usually know their way around the prison anyway. They don't give them weapons because they could be taken by the prisoners. It's basically a prison janitor job where you have to clean up the prisoners and the mess those prisoners make. Not really a police officer.

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Thanks for the clarification. That also explains why there is so much contraband drugs in prisons.

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The fat ones are used as shields or to roll at the criminals when they are about to run away.

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I hate this country.

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This is a beautiful country. Its been infested with cancer. Hate the cancer.

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destroyed by marxism, socialism, leftist, jews and multiculturalism.

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That's how politicians reduce black unemployment.

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The Georgia Department of Coronary Infarctions

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This is a very High Testosterone picture

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I see now why they are making such a fuss about putting your knee on the backs of niggers, they are going to drop like flies

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If there’s a riot those land whales can double as barricades. They could plug a whole hallway I bet.

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