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Armchair attorneys, men of 5-dollar words, Bird law aficionados, the First Bank of Mug is putting together a crack legal team to head off the unprecedented and underhanded power grabs made recently by the corrupt Court of Mug.

Do not let them infringe on your RIGHT to be wealthy.

As you all know, Mugbacks are a highly secure digital currency originally backed by the value of a Poal merch mug. We have since improved our currency by untethering it from the mug standard (though we still hold an undisclosed number of mugs in reserve), allowing us to print as many Mugbacks needed to make every user wealthy.

The First Bank of Mug is your friend; the Court of Mug is the people's number one enemy.

If you enjoy participating in a good LARP, state your credentials below. We pay handsomely (sliding scale determined by a number of factors, including how Jewish you are; please note if you are a female applicant so we can pay you slightly less).

Once hired, you will report directly to Head of Legal, Tom, in minichat.

Armchair attorneys, men of 5-dollar words, Bird law aficionados, the First Bank of Mug is putting together a crack legal team to head off the unprecedented and underhanded power grabs made recently by the corrupt Court of Mug. Do not let them infringe on your *RIGHT* to be wealthy. As you all know, Mugbacks are a highly secure digital currency originally backed by the value of a Poal merch mug. We have since improved our currency by untethering it from the mug standard (though we still hold an undisclosed number of mugs in reserve), allowing us to print as many Mugbacks needed to make every user wealthy. The First Bank of Mug is your friend; the Court of Mug is the people's number one enemy. If you enjoy participating in a good LARP, state your credentials below. We pay handsomely (sliding scale determined by a number of factors, including how Jewish you are; please note if you are a female applicant so we can pay you slightly less). Once hired, you will report directly to Head of Legal, Tom, in minichat.

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While I was hired to protest the bank, I could be convinced to change. It's pretty clear that attacks on this bank are all an attempt to start new banks.

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What were they paying you? Also, what are your lawerly attorneying qualifications?

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I was unpaid, actually. I know someone who almost went and I know someone who knows someone that took a law class.

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Hired. Welcome aboard, associate to the attorney. 19,480 Mugbacks has been deposited into your account.