I’d like a loan of 5 mugbucks with a return on of an additional 5 on Friday.
I will agree if you meet the following requirements:
1) Remove me as the Owner of the following subs and change them to either System or Anyone can claim this sub status:
2) Consider the following sub request languishing in that sub ... a positive or negative response is acceptable, but a response is hereby demanded:
https://poal.co/s/subrequest/50577
3) Return of the loaned amount of 5 mugbacks, along with an interest repayment of 0.25 micro-mini mugbacks for a total of 5.25 mugbacks ... NLT than 11:59:59 PM Eastern Daylight Time, Friday *26 April 2019.
Edit: correct Friday date
I find the terms of your deal acceptable. I have completed the required tasks. Please award me my 5 mugback loan.
- I hereby authorize this transaction. Please move 5 mugbacks from my account to immediately!
I will consider it. But as my financial security as a retiree depends heavily on the prudent allocation of these funds, I need to think on it.
I may or may not have a list of demands. Also, As the biggest shareholder, I am in the process of considering a coup against the CEO/CFO and chief custodial engineer of this exchange for malfeasance in office. Hell ... the bathrooms haven't even been cleaned at the bank since opening. I may have to call a shareholders meeting.
I'll get back with you soon on your generous offer once decisions have been made.
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