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[–] • 12 pts

I don't watch many movies but was dragged to this one. Here's my overview:

The film itself is paced beautiful and not one part felt like fluff or padding. From the very beginning scene where the Penguin Army assembled outside their city with grim determination in their faces, reminiscent of grim Wagnerian stoicism in the opening scene of Kolberg (1945), the movie presents a world of racially homogenous ethnostates which must work together in order to expel a globalistic military force of destruction led by Bowser, a being driven soley by his miscegenistic desire to defile a Nordic Aryan princess who is appalled by the thought of doing so (a conviction she never breaks form, even if it means the genocide of her kingdom, she clings to the purity of her blood at all costs, trusting in Providence to deliver a hero of her own race to save her.

For a cartoon that's also cute and for kiddos in a sea of Hollywood garbage I say it's extremely well done. Recommend for anyone w/ children...

[–] • 4 pts

That was a heck of a review. Thanks. Grandson wants to go see it so I guess we're going.

[–] • 1 pt

I was pleasantly surprised. Kiddo and her 2 friends we brought loved it (16f, 15f, 15m). Gf also liked it at 27 and she never played Mario games. I'm mid 30s and enjoyed it so it covers a wide range of ages that can finally enjoy a form of entertainment without any degeneracy.

If you want to stream to your TV or screenshot it here is a cam version. Most cam versions on this site are decent quality if you don't mind a watermark during some parts. https://solarmovie.pe/movie/watch-the-super-mario-bros-movie-free-95023

I was most surprised at not feeling bad about giving my money to see this. Popcorn and drinks are ridiculous. We haven't been out to a movie in almost 3 years and drinks are now 7.50 for a large or 4 for bottled water. Popcorn 6.50. Didn't matter though bc we filled GFs xl movie purse with burgers, bottled drinks, and candy. I'll be damned if I'm to spend 100-150 to enjoy an hour and a half movie.

[–] • 1 pt

Grandson wants to go to the theater. He's never been. The only concern I have is being in a dark room with strangers.

[–] • 1 pt

Got me sold. I’d love to actually take kiddos to the movies for a change.

[–] • 4 pts

He's still salty about how shitty that live action Mario Bros movie was that he was in.

[–] • 0 pt

What has he been in that wasn't shitty?

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

If there is anything that he was in which was good, I don't know about it. That Mario Bros. movie though is among the worst movies ever made.

[–] • 1 pt

Damn I loved that movie. I mean I was like 10. But I still love it!

[–] • 0 pt

John wick. It’s mindless entertainment geared towards men, but does its job well. No woke fluff. No heroic AI. Unrealistic shooting, but that’s about the extent of the overt fiction.

[–] • 4 pts

Leguizamo was in that pedophile movie The Babysitters a few years back. He was also in fag film To Wong Foo. Most of all. he’s an irrelevant hack.

[–] • 4 pts

He's just a talentless drunk spic.

[–] • 2 pts

Ha. You just described 20 million American invaders.

[–] • 1 pt

Fuck off with the useless nigger remakes of White stories.

[–] • 1 pt

He's just mad gooks didn't hire his talentless drunken spic ass.

[–] • 2 pts

Fuck jews, trannies, communists, illegals and niggers.

/s/scum

[–] • 1 pt

My video game evolution ended when I saved the princess on the og Super Mario circa '87 or 8. Might just have to take the kiddos to see this one and relive the glory daze and misspent late night hours of youth.

[–] • 1 pt

I just looked up the cast and there are some niggers, kikes and even a slant. The White actors/actresses are fairly diverse as well (Norwegian, Italian, Irish, English, Spanish ancestry for the three main White actors). Leguizamo is just butthurt he's not in it lol

[–] • 0 pt

It’s because Nintendo is Japanese. And the Japs are pretty strong in their willingness to avoid woke bullshit.

Who would have ever guess that the losers in WWII came out better than the winners…

[–] • 0 pt (edited )

ĹGo woke you go broke.

Itzzzzza meeeeee

MARIO

Leftist libtard faggots can fuck off. Fuck your LGBTQASJW bullshit and your fake and weak "community".

Stop turning White stories into libtard nigger remakes.

[–] • 0 pt

Now I'm definitely gonna pirate this.

[–] • 0 pt

Leguizamo, who is Hispanic, was cast in the first adaptation of the beloved Mario Bros video game franchise in 1993 as Mario's brother, Luigi. That film, which is universally hated by both critics and fans according to Rotten Tomatoes, saw British actor Bob Hoskins cast as the Italian-American Mario alongside Leguizamo's Luigi. That film saw a change to canon as Luigi's origin was changed to be an adopted brother to Mario.

Holy shit I LOVED the 90s Mario Bro movie. Also John is mexican not Italian so IDK why he is pissed.

[–] • 2 pts

John is mexican

Wow even WORSE

[–] • 0 pt

Yeah Luigi gets kidnapped and boss babe Princess Peach leads the rescue while dragging bafoon Mario along for the ride. Totally not woke.

[–] • 1 pt

At least she’s not a tranny and doesn’t fuck that nigger kike Bowser.

[–] • 0 pt

As they drive down the rainbow. The 2 brothers that can do "anything together"