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I only saw the advertisement in passing but essentially it's about an small iguana with the personality and body of an old man and the heart of a playful child. He belongs to a child, like 9 years old who has a helicopter mom who hates fun and keeps the kid isolated in a medium sized house and backyard. The lizard Is the only one he hangs around with. The lizard is a victim of hate crimes because other people do not respect lizards that much.

Synopsis is that they're trying to convince children into thinking it's cool to hang out with old men who are lizard people. Creepy MAP programming

I only saw the advertisement in passing but essentially it's about an small iguana with the personality and body of an old man and the heart of a playful child. He belongs to a child, like 9 years old who has a helicopter mom who hates fun and keeps the kid isolated in a medium sized house and backyard. The lizard Is the only one he hangs around with. The lizard is a victim of hate crimes because other people do not respect lizards that much. Synopsis is that they're trying to convince children into thinking it's cool to hang out with old men who are lizard people. Creepy MAP programming

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What a bunch of psychotojews.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

its fucking gross. I'm a big fan of reptiles, but I don't think they have that much personality. Plus, most lizards are hostile even as pets. Children who watch this movie will get a wrong impression about the actual mindset of a reptile.

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

Exactly. Reptiles are not anyones friend. They kill and destroy out of natural instinct, are usually venomous and also very dangerous creatures that belong nowhere near humans.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

They are fun to observe and take care of much in the way its fun to take care of fish. They can be so beautiful; having a reptile in the house is like a living piece of art. You can role play they are your friend and socialize them enough that they wont attack/shy away right off but "friend" is the wrong word to use to describe a relationship between a person and their reptile. They would rather be hanging out in their hole or sunspot or hunt for food