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I only saw the advertisement in passing but essentially it's about an small iguana with the personality and body of an old man and the heart of a playful child. He belongs to a child, like 9 years old who has a helicopter mom who hates fun and keeps the kid isolated in a medium sized house and backyard. The lizard Is the only one he hangs around with. The lizard is a victim of hate crimes because other people do not respect lizards that much.

Synopsis is that they're trying to convince children into thinking it's cool to hang out with old men who are lizard people. Creepy MAP programming

I only saw the advertisement in passing but essentially it's about an small iguana with the personality and body of an old man and the heart of a playful child. He belongs to a child, like 9 years old who has a helicopter mom who hates fun and keeps the kid isolated in a medium sized house and backyard. The lizard Is the only one he hangs around with. The lizard is a victim of hate crimes because other people do not respect lizards that much. Synopsis is that they're trying to convince children into thinking it's cool to hang out with old men who are lizard people. Creepy MAP programming

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[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

They are fun to observe and take care of much in the way its fun to take care of fish. They can be so beautiful; having a reptile in the house is like a living piece of art. You can role play they are your friend and socialize them enough that they wont attack/shy away right off but "friend" is the wrong word to use to describe a relationship between a person and their reptile. They would rather be hanging out in their hole or sunspot or hunt for food

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I agree with you but I wouldn't want a reptile in my household if it didn't follow commands like my dogs.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

That's fair. I'd like to keep a terrarium one day when I have fuck you money and can go all out on making it badass but I won't expect them to follow commands. The kids wouldn't have access to them until they have been properly trained to handle reptiles. I wouldn't get reptiles that might cause real harm unless I had extreme fuck you money and opened a small reptile exhibit somewhere.

But honestly, dogs come first. Got to get my buddies out of the shelter and fix gene pools so dogs can enjoy life more! Im not a huge fan of breeding but I do think specific breeds should have proper breeding programs like German shepherds, golden retrievers etc Edit: spelling

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You're a good mother, I can tell by this logical response.