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I only saw the advertisement in passing but essentially it's about an small iguana with the personality and body of an old man and the heart of a playful child. He belongs to a child, like 9 years old who has a helicopter mom who hates fun and keeps the kid isolated in a medium sized house and backyard. The lizard Is the only one he hangs around with. The lizard is a victim of hate crimes because other people do not respect lizards that much.

Synopsis is that they're trying to convince children into thinking it's cool to hang out with old men who are lizard people. Creepy MAP programming

I only saw the advertisement in passing but essentially it's about an small iguana with the personality and body of an old man and the heart of a playful child. He belongs to a child, like 9 years old who has a helicopter mom who hates fun and keeps the kid isolated in a medium sized house and backyard. The lizard Is the only one he hangs around with. The lizard is a victim of hate crimes because other people do not respect lizards that much. Synopsis is that they're trying to convince children into thinking it's cool to hang out with old men who are lizard people. Creepy MAP programming

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[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

That's fair. I'd like to keep a terrarium one day when I have fuck you money and can go all out on making it badass but I won't expect them to follow commands. The kids wouldn't have access to them until they have been properly trained to handle reptiles. I wouldn't get reptiles that might cause real harm unless I had extreme fuck you money and opened a small reptile exhibit somewhere.

But honestly, dogs come first. Got to get my buddies out of the shelter and fix gene pools so dogs can enjoy life more! Im not a huge fan of breeding but I do think specific breeds should have proper breeding programs like German shepherds, golden retrievers etc Edit: spelling

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You're a good mother, I can tell by this logical response.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Shucks sugar, you're making me blush

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

Your response just validated my point, Southern Belle.