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TL;DR it's one of the better movies to have come out this decade.

This was the first movie I saw on the big screen in a long time and I only went to see it because I played the games when I was a kid.

There was no woke faggy bullshit (Scott Cawthon, the man who made the games, is Christian) but you did have your typical diversity quota, though all the main characters are White.

The plot is that a man named Mike Schmidt gets a job as a night shift security guard at a Chuck E. Cheese-esque pizza place called Freddy Fazbear's Pizza to support her little sister who she treats like her daughter, with the animatronics going awry and trying to kill him.

This movie is a lot tamer than a lot of horror films as the fanbase for the games mainly consists of kids.

I would say that it's a pretty good movie if you got nothing else to do. I give it 4 slices of pizza out of 7 cupcakes.

TL;DR it's one of the better movies to have come out this decade. This was the first movie I saw on the big screen in a long time and I only went to see it because I played the games when I was a kid. There was no woke faggy bullshit (Scott Cawthon, the man who made the games, is Christian) but you did have your typical diversity quota, though all the main characters are White. The plot is that a man named Mike Schmidt gets a job as a night shift security guard at a Chuck E. Cheese-esque pizza place called Freddy Fazbear's Pizza to support her little sister who she treats like her daughter, with the animatronics going awry and trying to kill him. This movie is a lot tamer than a lot of horror films as the fanbase for the games mainly consists of kids. I would say that it's a pretty good movie if you got nothing else to do. I give it 4 slices of pizza out of 7 cupcakes.

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Looking forward to watching this with my boys. They used to play the hell outta that game.

Willy's Wonderland is pretty awesome if you liked this movie.

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I'll definitely give that a watch.