Mossad is recruiting. Now you can get paid to shitpost about Jews all day.

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Do they pay well? I'll shill for anyone as long as I get enough filthy lucre.

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So far, I've only been paid in blowjobs.

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If a woman sucks your dick to manipulate you into mowing the lawn, did she not pay you in blowjob?

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We're full up bro. Try again after foreskin inspection. We always lose a few recruits after inspections

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The last inspector, Rita Katz, gave me a two hour blowjob. I assume that was inspection enough.

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That wasn't inspections that was just a dirty whore. You went to the wrong building again

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Which building is that? Asking for a friend.

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She was sucking the poison out.