Don't have a dad that cares about you? Go be an MP in Bahrain! Alternatively, just kill yourself. Because when you're standing post in 130 degrees doing nothing but checking the IDs of people that sit around picking their noses in an air conditioned building, making four times your salary, only to get off and sweep sand off the ground with a hand duster or attend alcohol awareness training for the third time this week, I guarantee you'll wish you had.