This is the kind of thing I hope some reporter sees without context and runs with because they know nothing about warfare. The more you look at it, the more ridiculous it gets. -Contested amphibious invasion by light infantry for the first time since Inchon. I'm sure that'll go well. -Some goofy Iranian battalion near Bandar Abbas with a ?double airborne symbol?. Are they paratroops who drop midgets in mid-air? -I'm pretty sure that UK carrier group doesn't exist -All the CSGs' roles are to just float there -Azerbajaini motorized brigade like this is the globohomo justice league. -Ground troops are exclusively light infantry, I guess they're all Captain America? -Nothing going on in the eastern half of the country -Marines ate so many crayons they think "defended mountains" are a good followup to an amphibious invasion -A couple airborne units are expected to roll into Tehran like Arnold in Commando.