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It was cancelled I guess? How much of an indication is this that we're gonna throw more Marines on the pyre of the ME? I don't know about these things. I couldn't join. Lost my legs as a child to a freak breakdancing accident.

It was cancelled I guess? How much of an indication is this that we're gonna throw more Marines on the pyre of the ME? I don't know about these things. I couldn't join. Lost my legs as a child to a freak breakdancing accident.

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Lost my legs as a child to a freak breakdancing accident.

Wait! What?

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Yeah. Pretty rare.
It's a move from Break-in' 2: Electric Boogaloo, where I spin around on one arm while driving a brush hog. Wild stuff, but costly. Oh, so costly.

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Bush Hog?! Holy Shit I hope you're joking. That scale of physical trauma should be reserved for pedos.

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No. I did a tail-spin broomsucka into a forehead stand with a double olly. Then I ran over my legs with my Kubota. I finished the move though. And got the girl. Ever see "The Last Dragon"? Basically about me. And yes. I am joking. My legs are awesome. Except for my knees and feet, which usually hurt, but not too bad.