Easy, I'm a contractor. I get paid to do similar shit every day.
Joined the Army 11 months before I went in, being as yet in high school.
Before I entered the Army (19A3), I was more fit than once I was in, owing to reduced exercise and increased caloric intake.
Now, not so much.
Yep: Nope.
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Salient footnote:
Not only is my MOS hard to find, it may have been not only discontinued with Operation Stargate, but erased from history, alongside to the debunking of the entire operation consisting of six major projects in several branches of the Military, as just a handful of stoners in a leaky shack somewhere.
When I was arrested by Homeland Security in 2012 (for doing basically what I have been doing here), their copy of my military record was a single piece of paper with a couple dozen words:
(Redacting dates and personal specifics):
Inprocessed: Fort Knox, 19A3
D-3-1
Qualified with pistol: Expert (53/50)
DNF
Outprocessed: Fort Ord.
That was seriously tout.
Methinks nobody has clearance to acknowledge my existence.
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PS PS: Methinks 19A3 was Sherman Tank commander.
Then, signed something in the middle of the night, before I received that metallic injection of whatever.
Seems there was an O something or such.
When I started the Stargate stuff I was bumped up to corporal; but when I moved up in Stargate stuff from that, I ended up busted back down to PFC with an Other Than Honorable For the Good of the Service. Suppose Stargate was already set up to be a CIA thing. Seems like a funky way to run a circus.
After I was at Fort Knox, 1st Armor Training Brigade moved out of there. After I was at Fort Ord, it was shut down.
Ain’t expecting my back pay for being a spy.
I saw The Departed.
Ain’t getting no trouble out of me.
lol the second picture i thought was a chick having trouble pulling a lawnmower till a took a closer look
I'm just shocked that ANY White people were depicted
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