'The modified push ups will no longer involve the arms, as upper body strength was deemed a product of white supremacist toxic masculinity. Instead, airmen will repeatedly drop to one knee while declaring their support for BLM. The airmen were originally given the choice of fellating their nearest comrade-of-colour, or Coc, while on bended knee, but the idea was scoffed at, as they were worried that it might make people mistake them for the navy.'
'The modified push ups will no longer involve the arms, as upper body strength was deemed a product of white supremacist toxic masculinity. Instead, airmen will repeatedly drop to one knee while declaring their support for BLM. The airmen were originally given the choice of fellating their nearest comrade-of-colour, or Coc, while on bended knee, but the idea was scoffed at, as they were worried that it might make people mistake them for the navy.'
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