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Motherfucker all I ever wanted was to be a fucking space marine! Where was this shit while I was in?

Motherfucker all I ever wanted was to be a fucking space marine! Where was this shit while I was in?

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I want to be one I want to be a space marine!!! Please oh please let me be a space cowboy cmon I know I can do it just give me a chance I can show ya!! I was MK ultruh'd by MTv back in the 80's before they played the actual vidjas when it was just music on a black screen with colorful shapes dancing to the beat.

For internal Space Force Application use only:

MK Ultruh training: they mixed and programmed me to be like 007, Jason Bourne 1,2,3, John Wick...all of them, Triple X 1,2, Transporter 1, 2 and 3, Bionic Man and all the G. I. Joe movies.

Now you can see I am fully qualified so I will be expecting to get an applicatiin in the mail or have a space agent call me for my deets! This is of the utmost ergency cuz incase you havent noticed but we are at DEFCOM1 I repeat..DEFCOM1 COPY!? So if yer wanting me to save the planet and moon from all out destruction then you need to pick up that squawker soldier and activate me emmediately!! I wiuld activate myself and save the world but I have been trying to discover my activation word or phrase but I havent yet found it. If you could while Im thinking about it let me know if its a phrase or a word or number or both cuz that would really help me to help you to save us all....thank you sirs over and out!

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Yours Truely

Ultimate death space soldier.§