I never heard this guy follow the "how to pick up a duck" rules. He's such a savage.
It is assumed the viewer has mastered the technique, ergo no further instruction is provided. This is advanced duckery, and proper duck picking up technique is demonstrated 10 seconds in. If further instruction is desired, please see the prior video.
Or do aliens lack the proper hand structure for proper duck picking up? If this is the case, well no foie gras for you...
It is assumed the viewer has mastered the technique, ergo no further instruction is provided. This is advanced duckery, and proper duck picking up technique is demonstrated 10 seconds in. If further instruction is desired, please see the prior video
He never once asked the duck for consent to be picked up. It was literal duck rape. (adjusts horn-rimmed problematic eyeglasses)
Or do aliens lack the proper hand structure for proper duck picking up? If this is the case, well no foie gras for you...
My three-fingered hands are more than adequate appendages for picking up ducks. I just find it rude to pick up a duck unannounced and without consent. I may be alien to you, but Morbo is not uncouth.
I'm glad you take this duck picking up matter seriously. Someone has to!