
Roll coaster it

Straight into the oven!
I broke it and my iceberg won't float. It keeps shaking just below the water line.
I broke it and my iceberg won't float. It keeps shaking just below the water line.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Apparently toothpick icebergs are extremely unstable.
Apparently toothpick icebergs are extremely unstable.
Now you know what really happened to the dinosaurs 65 million years ago.
I’m actually proud, that after even looking at the kike star I couldn’t draw it.

I’m actually proud, that after even looking at the kike star I couldn’t draw it.
Much like the way the kikes can't draw a swastika.
I tried like 6 times and couldn’t do it. This was the best attempt after 60 times. On the 6000’th time I decided to lampshade it.

12yr old me be like:
Ice dick fucks titanic.

I'm sure everyone who tries this simulation does this exact same thing, including the developer.