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[ No Cookies for YOU. ](#spoiler) [Source Article](https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/09/girl-scouts-cookie-shortage-baker.html)

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Can you hear it? The sound of a million REEEEEEs? Emitting from the bloated throats of fatties across the nation?

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LMAO! Years ago I used to buy them, I'd buy about 10 boxes a year to help the local branch. I'd eat them all in 10 days or less after delivery. You can make yourself feel sick on chocolate thin mint cookies, ask me how I know.

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I only get shortbread if anything these days

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Strangely the girls never stop here to ask if I'd like to order cookies anymore. The last 8-10 years that I did get cookies there would be someone at work passing out/collecting order forms for their daughters. They were $3.50/box back then, IIRC. That was about 20 years ago.

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Okay, so here's the problem: I want to bake 1.5 million cookies a year for the next 4 years. Each cookie is on average, 125 lbs. I have 4 or 5 ovens available, and assume that each cookie will take 2 to 3 hours to cook. What percentage of my country's annual fuel production will I have to expend to make it happen?

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Each cookie is on average, 125 lbs

And those are the low-cal cookies?

The girlscouts must roll them up the driveway like a tire when they deliver them.

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weather-related power outages.

Thanks green energy! Looks like it was cloudy and low wind! No cookies for you!