Dance and disabilities? What in the holy fuck is that? Do you bring in the window licking kid from 2 doors down in your shitty apt.bldg. and swing him around the room for your thesis? Doctor? Kiss our collective asses!

Since she said the cards came addresses to Miss instead of Dr, that clearly indicates her family thinks her doctorate is worthless.

Coventry University!!! It's a poly:

"It was in 1970 that Coventry College of Art amalgamated with Lanchester College of Technology and Rugby College of Engineering Technology"

Nothing wrong with that, but not exactly Oxford.

Married her degree / college lol

PHD is technically a doctor, but actual PHD holders still only call PRACTICING DOCTORS. Dr.s.

Haven't looked yet. Gonna guess Grievance Studies.

Edit: Photography for Dance and Disability Intervention??? Are you fucking kidding me? That's ten times more satirical than anything I could've made up.