So remember the old Batman animated series in the 90's? One episode Batman fights Sandman. Batman figures out how to tell if he is dreaming by trying to read. In the cartoon they say the part of your brain responsible for reading is asleep when your asleep so you cant read in dreams.

Then one night I have a dream. In my dream I have to read a newspaper. I notice I KNOW what it says. However I cant physicly see it. The letters are blurry. CLICK OMFG Im dreaming!

Works every time now. Everytime I try to read in a dream it reminds me im dreaming.

There is information online that will tell you how to have a lucid dream. I got into it for a short while back before the internet. I have had a handful of them. The problem for me was that once I realized I was in a dream I would start to slowly wake up, so I would have to distract myself to keep the lucid dream going. Once I became lucid in the dream, people would stop talking and basically just stand where they were. I flew one time -- I climbed out a window on something like the fifth floor of a building. I was scared to death because I kept wondering "what if I am not dreaming". It was not like Superman flying, more like the guy from "The Greatest American Hero", if you are familiar with the show.

I dunno, I'm always being killed in my dreams.

You feel me?

It gets really old.

You're waiting for a train. A train that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?

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