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My dad is jacking off in you mom’s face right now, just like he does every afternoon at 3 pm, right after he backhands your dad for not bringing him his glass of Ensure chilled, the way he likes it, so he can sip it while your mom sucks him off.
When are you going to mow his lawn?
Nice try covering up for your daddy’s faggy ways, hag. He is not interested in any woman. He is only into twinks. When he was doggy styling your mom to conceive you, there was a poster of a jailbait twink above the headboard. Must be sad for you to exist as a product of hate and regret
He’s into twinkies maybe.
My dad is a super butch super straight chad and he beats up fags like your dad when he’s killing time between hot dates with the sweetest bitches in his 55+ retirement community. I am his pride and joy, cause I destroy losers like you with my sagacity. That is the way we roll, haters gonna hate.
Hahahahaha pride and joy. You do come up with some funny jokes! Your dad wishes you were a boy
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