That's a dick move.

Not that anyone wants to see it, but there is a quick and easy way to solve this debate.

totally a cock and balls charge

If the jock strap fits you must aquit.

Macron is just oversensitive because his wife looks like she could be his grandma. He should really untwist his frilly panties because there's worse things Candace could call his alleged wife. Also everyone knows he's gay. If he was married to the hottest woman in France he'd still be obviously gay.