Ah ha! Once more Ladies and Gentleman of the Jury, “stupidbird” so called, exposes his eminently sensible side. I submit to you M’ Lord, Ladies and Gentlemen, and Anticlutch, that this ersatz “stupidbird” is in fact none other than “cleverbird” in a shabby disguise!!! And that this whole charade is merely a ruse to persuade decent law abiding citizens that birds are real. [E] Nearly forgot M’Lord: I ask for the harshest possible punishment for this most despicable of crimes; two weeks without cuttlefish, and not as much millet as “stupidbird” would like. (Court gasps!)