Is there a "Early Life" section for Dave? If there is, I have a feeling I might know what it contains.....
I don't think so, but I'm pretty sure i've seen it in the past that Dave Portnoy is (((Dave Portnoy))).
Edit:
I was wrong. There was an early life.
Early life Portnoy was born and raised in Swampscott, Massachusetts,[4] the son of Michael, a lawyer, and Linda, a high school teacher.[5] He is Jewish. [6][7] After attending Swampscott High School, where one of his classmates was ESPN's Todd McShay,[8] Portnoy graduated from the University of Michigan with a degree in education.[9] While at Michigan, Portnoy founded thegamblingman.com, a website where he published his sports betting picks.[10]
It seems obvious at this point that jews give more favorable terms and other benefits to other jews. That's why they're all CEOs, that's why they're all bankers, thats why they own media.
Fucking called it. These people glow so much we could see them on earth from where Voyager 1 currently is.
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