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Source (zerohedge.com)

[Source](https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/beyond-meat-slashes-outlook-fake-meat-demand-falls)

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[–] • 4 pts

When the girl I'm interested in has a Coexist sticker on her car.

[–] • 3 pts

Political views can change, but "Beyond sausage" likely gives you dick cancer.

[–] • 3 pts

They put it in the refrigerated section, dunno what they were expecting...

[–] • 2 pts

Saddest looking sausages I've seen. They're already decomposing!

[–] • 3 pts

That's the scam, they aren't sausages at all.

It's some lab creation designed to fool idiots who really want to enjoy meat, but can not because they were brainwashed not to eat meat.

[–] • 1 pt

Great, now we have tranny sausages.

[–] • 1 pt

When she's hot but she's vegan.

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

Before I met my wife and was dating I remember this black guy walking up to our table and said hi to the girl I was interested in. It was quick and cordial and he left.

Then in a polite way I asked her if that was a friend of hers and she responded that it was her ex boyfriend.

This is how I felt and I never talked to her again. The first few texts were awkward but she took the hint and eventually stopped trying to contact me.

Damaged goods.

[–] • 1 pt

I don't laugh at much. Well done