A penguin was driving his car down the road when it started to smoke profusely. He stopped at a repair shop and the guy said he'd look at it, come back in an hour.
So the penguin wanders into a supermarket, and is attracted to the freezer section where he can cool off. He starts eating the ice cream, and makes a mess.
After the hour was up, he goes back to the repair shop. The mechanic says "Looks like you blew a seal!" and the penguin replies "Just fix the car and leave my personal life out of it!"
A penguin was driving his car down the road when it started to smoke profusely. He stopped at a repair shop and the guy said he'd look at it, come back in an hour.
So the penguin wanders into a supermarket, and is attracted to the freezer section where he can cool off. He starts eating the ice cream, and makes a mess.
After the hour was up, he goes back to the repair shop. The mechanic says "Looks like you blew a seal!" and the penguin replies "Just fix the car and leave my personal life out of it!"
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