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[–] 2 pts 3y

A penguin was driving his car down the road when it started to smoke profusely. He stopped at a repair shop and the guy said he'd look at it, come back in an hour.

So the penguin wanders into a supermarket, and is attracted to the freezer section where he can cool off. He starts eating the ice cream, and makes a mess.

After the hour was up, he goes back to the repair shop. The mechanic says "Looks like you blew a seal!" and the penguin replies "Just fix the car and leave my personal life out of it!"

[–] [deleted] 1 pt 3y

Just pour that into the front hole of the transmission please.

[–] 0 pt 3y

I use transmission fluid. Slang is for faggots.

[–] 0 pt 3y

CVT's are a tranny plot. Actually gears are on a spectrum.